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May we both find the strength to let go that which does not serve us. Stay Strong my warrior friend. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Lavender \u0026amp; Coconut Water\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRelax with the smell of French Lavender \u0026amp; and refreshing coconut water in this refreshing spa scent. 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Take that as you want.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSee our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/maliciouswomenco.com\/pages\/faq\" title=\"FAQ Page\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/maliciouswomenco.com\/pages\/faq\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eFAQ\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003esections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 8oz, 40-hour burn time candles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Malicious Women Candle Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42054864404676,"sku":"KIT-CAN-GHO","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/2694\/2916\/products\/Untitleddesign-2022-03-31T150005.157.jpg?v=1674698371"},{"product_id":"i-craft-so-i-don-t-kill-people-infused-with-channeling-the-rage-scent-a-hot-mess","title":"I Craft So I Don't Kill People! - Infused With \"Channeling The Rage\"  Scent: A Hot Mess","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Craft So I Don't Kill People! - Infused With \" Channeling The Rage \" Scent: A Hot Mess\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Hot Mess\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur signature scent is a mess of baking spices, red-hot cinnamon, and a hint of black tea to calm this scent a bit. 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